Dunnn, Dunnn, Dunnn….
(Oh, by the way, be warned of the sidebar images in that link. It is the Sun tabloid).
Will a modern day Boudica arise to save the Britons from this marauding menace? Where art Richard the Lionheart? What Would Winston Do?
What actions are the populace to take if confronted by one of these beasts? Why immediately call the Non-native Species Secretariat.
The NSS, I hear, takes forever to respond to these calls. An entire family could be wiped out by the time an agent pulls up.
I think an attack by a monstrous rodent of this magnitude must be met by civilized means.
Two words for my friends across the pond: Shot Gun.
A .410 preferably with rat shot.
Ohhh… That’s right. the United Kingdom lives according to those strict gun control laws. Oh well.
Let’s remember professor Kenner’s words from Crichton’s State of Fear: “Civilization (i.e. shot guns) exists to protect us from the nature.”
I guess you could always use the Farmer McGregor hoe.
Well, how do we contend with an army of thousands of killer chipmunks? If the UK didn’t have those gun control laws, a person could use this.